Once there was a great and powerful wizard, who also happened
to be a cat.
Although he was a very potent wizard, the cat chose to live
with a very ordinary human named Ralph in a one bedroom apartment in the east
end of the city.
And even though the great and powerful wizard cat could
conjure spectacular spells and wield magnificent amounts of magic, Ralph had no
idea he lived with such a cat sorcerer.
He was a very dull and ordinary human.
Most days the cat lounged in the comfy, sun-faded chair that
sat beside the big picture window of the living room and soaked up all of the
glorious rays from the afternoon sun.
When Ralph returned home from work in the evenings, they
would sit and watch their evening game shows together as they ate; Ralph his
single, microwavable dinner and the cat his fish-smelling canned food.
Then, in the late hours of the night, after Ralph was
sleeping soundly in his bed, the cat would begin to weave his magical
experiments.
In the dim shadows of the his clandestine workshop between
the walls, the cat wizard practised his ancient arts, poring over the multitude
of spells scrolls he had collected over his long years, building his repertoire
of enchantments and charms; all the while, searching for a spell powerful
enough to protect him from what was coming.
For sometime now he had felt a great force building, a
shadow creeping in secret across the city; an evil presence that threatened his
thoughts with a probing malice.
After long hours of searching and spell work, the cat would
lumber groggily out from the maze of passageways behind the walls in time to
curl up in his bed at the foot of Ralph's just before the human awoke to his bleating
alarm to get ready for his day.
Conjuring so much magic, even for a powerful wizard such as
the cat was, was draining and he needed to rest in the sun's replenishing beams
to regain his strength for the next night's work.
One evening, Ralph came home, yet seemed to be in a hurry,
but not to put his meal in the microwave. The normally dull human rushed around
the apartment, changing out of his work attire, showering, shaving, and putting
on a clean shirt, slacks, and a tie.
He slopped the cat's can of food in the bowl before giving
the wizard a hurried scratch on the head and heading out the door, humming to
himself.
The confused cat trotted up to the window to look down at
the building's entrance and watch his human companion exit and walk jauntily
along the sidewalk, cross the street, and approach the apartment across the
way.
Ralph rang the building's buzzer and stood worriedly for a
moment before he answered whoever had spoken through the speaker before opening
the door for him to enter excitedly through.
He disappeared into the building and the cat scanned the lit
windows of the low-rise apartment building to hopefully see if Ralph showed up
in one of them.
Sure enough, after a few minutes, in the window directly
across from their apartment, a young woman in a pretty floral dress hopped up
from her kitchen chair and went to open the door, revealing an awkwardly
smiling Ralph whom she invited in.
The cat chuckled to himself as he thought that Ralph might
not be so dull after all.
As the two went to sit down in the living room, as wave of menace
came over the cat, the feeling of dread he had felt over the passed few months bore
down on him with such intensity it nearly bowled him over.
Looking over to what was most-likely Ralph's new lady
friend's bedroom, the wizard cat saw the dark outline of another cat sitting in
the window, staring directly back at him.
The two cats gazed at one another, and the cat wizard knew
that this was who he had been preparing for; this green-eyed cat was his
nemesis.
And his roommate was on a date with its owner.
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