Far out in the middle of the sea, there is a small, tree-filled island, and in amongst the woods the island there is a small, dark cave.
Inside the darkness of the cave there lives one of the most insidious of creatures has ever been.
No one has ever been to this island in the sea, or even knows that it is there, yet they have all seen the creature that resides within the depths its cavern, though they may not have been aware.
For each day before the dawn sun rises, it slinks its way out of the dark, hovel hole and spreads its evil across the world.
Though you may not recognize it, you too have encountered the foul fiend, perhaps even today.
For it can disguise itself cleverly; it can become whatever it needs to be, to carry out its dastardly scheme.
It could have been the one who secretly turned off your alarm clock late last night, causing you to be tardy for work once again.
It could have taken the shape of the sweet little old woman who snuck into line in front of you, only to insist on paying her bill with all the change at the bottom of her enormous handbag.
Or perhaps it took the more sinister form of that irritable barista at you local coffee cafe, who purposefully took your ritual order wrong, only you realized it after you had gone.
Maybe even the most malevolent manifestation of all, that group of tourists that stopped at the top of the escalator to plan out their day, while the gangs of commuters piled up behind you, jostling into you and making you spill your incorrectly-made morning brew all over the front of your newly bought shirt.
All these shapes and forms to attain its purpose, its main goal; to impede you, to cause you delay, to make you feel like you are having the very worst day.
Each day it accomplishes this, it returns once again to its lonely island cave, to laugh to itself in the darkness and gloom; to giggle itself to sleep, to awaken once more, to try and ruin your day.
Yet, there is a way to fight this most terrible of monsters, to not let it have its own way; simply do not let it get to you. Just smile, and say, 'Have a nice day!'
Just breathe and be kind, despite what others do or say.
If only everyone would do this, the creature would be vanquished, its reign of terror at an end.
But until then, it sits and smiles maliciously, from out of the shadows of its cave, deep within the small forest island, far out in the middle of the sea.